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cowballs 

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.
"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."
cowballs by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017

cowballz 

Exceptionally large testicals on a human male. So large they incite fear in all that see them.
Holy shit, that dude has fuckin Cowballz!
cowballz by TDP411 February 26, 2008

Cryballs 

The telltale signs that an individual has been crying. But has stopped crying and is trying to hide their symptoms. Which usually include a
snotty nose and redness/ puffiness around the eyes.
"Look at Dena over there. She must have seen a sad movie."
"Yea, look at those cryballs. Yikes."
Cryballs by Douglas. December 31, 2008

Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.
It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"
Jeezum Crowbars by momFriday February 23, 2011
Cowballer means to be a pretty girl with blonde hair and only dates black guys and guys with long hair.
The girl has to be fat and love monster energy drink and enjoy hurting box houses
1. Chelsea
2. Cox
3. Lover
4. Scooby doo
5. laquaneesha
6. wang
7. pusssssaaay
8. lauren
9. cowballer king
Cowballer by wangbabepc January 26, 2010

connecticut cowballs 

A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.