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Balls of Crowberry Cookie from Cookie Run
Omg I love you crowballs meow
Crowballs by iwri definitions January 27, 2023
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cowballs 

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.
"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."
cowballs by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017

cowballz 

Exceptionally large testicals on a human male. So large they incite fear in all that see them.
Holy shit, that dude has fuckin Cowballz!
cowballz by TDP411 February 26, 2008

Cryballs 

The telltale signs that an individual has been crying. But has stopped crying and is trying to hide their symptoms. Which usually include a
snotty nose and redness/ puffiness around the eyes.
"Look at Dena over there. She must have seen a sad movie."
"Yea, look at those cryballs. Yikes."
Cryballs by Douglas. December 31, 2008

Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.
It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"
Jeezum Crowbars by momFriday February 23, 2011
Cowballer means to be a pretty girl with blonde hair and only dates black guys and guys with long hair.
The girl has to be fat and love monster energy drink and enjoy hurting box houses
1. Chelsea
2. Cox
3. Lover
4. Scooby doo
5. laquaneesha
6. wang
7. pusssssaaay
8. lauren
9. cowballer king
Cowballer by wangbabepc January 26, 2010

connecticut cowballs 

A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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