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cowballs 

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.
"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."
cowballs by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017

cowballz 

Exceptionally large testicals on a human male. So large they incite fear in all that see them.
Holy shit, that dude has fuckin Cowballz!
cowballz by TDP411 February 26, 2008

Cryballs 

The telltale signs that an individual has been crying. But has stopped crying and is trying to hide their symptoms. Which usually include a
snotty nose and redness/ puffiness around the eyes.
"Look at Dena over there. She must have seen a sad movie."
"Yea, look at those cryballs. Yikes."
Cryballs by Douglas. December 31, 2008

Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.
It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"
Jeezum Crowbars by momFriday February 23, 2011
Cowballer means to be a pretty girl with blonde hair and only dates black guys and guys with long hair.
The girl has to be fat and love monster energy drink and enjoy hurting box houses
1. Chelsea
2. Cox
3. Lover
4. Scooby doo
5. laquaneesha
6. wang
7. pusssssaaay
8. lauren
9. cowballer king
Cowballer by wangbabepc January 26, 2010

connecticut cowballs 

A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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