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A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.
Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009
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a female or tranny that waits for ships to come into port and then proceeds to get on their back for the crew
Shelb: Have you seen Marcy anywhere?
Alex: Nah, man. I think the USS Abraham Lincoln is in port, she said something about looking at the boats
Shelb: ...fuckin' crewback
crewback by Darth Wells October 31, 2007

Crewbanger 

A member of a crew, not a gang.
The crewbangers were more organized than street people, they were professionals.
Crewbanger by Solid Mantis February 19, 2017
A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).
crewba by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005
british army term: a soldier fresh out of training
Look at that crowbag, he hasn't even shaped his berret correctly
Crowbag by Baron Rocketdog October 28, 2011
Coined during one foggy night in the 1980's in Birstall, Leicestershire.

A bit of a fool.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.
We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

There you are you old Creebag!
Creebag by Hodders May 2, 2006