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A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.
Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009
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a female or tranny that waits for ships to come into port and then proceeds to get on their back for the crew
Shelb: Have you seen Marcy anywhere?
Alex: Nah, man. I think the USS Abraham Lincoln is in port, she said something about looking at the boats
Shelb: ...fuckin' crewback
crewback by Darth Wells October 31, 2007

Crewbanger 

A member of a crew, not a gang.
The crewbangers were more organized than street people, they were professionals.
Crewbanger by Solid Mantis February 19, 2017
A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).
Holy shit man, look at that crewba attack the food.
crewba by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005
british army term: a soldier fresh out of training
Look at that crowbag, he hasn't even shaped his berret correctly
Crowbag by Baron Rocketdog October 28, 2011
Coined during one foggy night in the 1980's in Birstall, Leicestershire.

A bit of a fool.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.
We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

There you are you old Creebag!
Creebag by Hodders May 2, 2006
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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