A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.

fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.

Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009

Related Words

Crewbag • Crowbag • Cretbag • crewbanger • Chewbag • Creebag • crewage • Crewagulate • crewba • crewback

crewback

a female or tranny that waits for ships to come into port and then proceeds to get on their back for the crew

Shelb: Have you seen Marcy anywhere?
Alex: Nah, man. I think the USS Abraham Lincoln is in port, she said something about looking at the boats
Shelb: ...fuckin' crewback

crewback by Darth Wells October 31, 2007

Crewbanger

A member of a crew, not a gang.

The crewbangers were more organized than street people, they were professionals.

Crewbanger by Solid Mantis February 19, 2017

crewba

A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).

Holy shit man, look at that crewba attack the food.

crewba by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005

Crowbag

british army term: a soldier fresh out of training

Look at that crowbag, he hasn't even shaped his berret correctly

Crowbag by Baron Rocketdog October 28, 2011

Creebag

Coined during one foggy night in the 1980's in Birstall, Leicestershire.

A bit of a fool.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

There you are you old Creebag!

Creebag by Hodders May 2, 2006

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026