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Someone who tries to be someone they're not.

I.e. A poser
'Did you see that crobag with her fake MK bag'

'Omg she totally got that in the Turkish market'
Crobag by Clach February 23, 2017
Words you can keep
Coming Right Out As Gay - CROAG. Started by gay meme rapper EbZ. It's about being proud and bold in your gayness. Referenced in EbZ's gay nightclub anthem songs "condoms in da trashcan" featuring the lyrics - "let a nigga put it in ya butt" and "2 fingaz for that ass." The song 2 fingaz is about EbZ sticking two fingers in your bootyhole and enjoying it. EbZ also has a sensitive side to him, heard in "still friends" - The song's focus is EbZ pouring out his hidden gay promiscuity in a love letter to his ex boyfriend at the time Danny Prism. One things for sure, everyone is proud EbZ finally came out of the closet and is here to represent all the Croag pride worldwide.
"Yo did you see those two dudes making out? That shit was so croag."

"I'm chilling with some croag bois tonight were gonna hit up the flaming cocktail lounge later. CROAG"
Croag by CROAGBOI November 2, 2023
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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.

In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.
"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"
crobat by Doukie February 17, 2009
Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.
Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!
cobag by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005

Croagunk 

A person/pokemon who insists on cockblocking just for the sheer hell of it. He embarrasses you in public by jabbing you with his poison while you are in the middle of making a move, screwing you overin a way no one else can.
Man if that croagunk gets in my way one more time, I'm going to kill him.
Croagunk by Yin_the_Absol October 9, 2008
Crybag is something you need when you QQ a lot.
Timothy : "Hey, I wanted that piece of candy =*( "

John : "Need A Crybag?"
Crybag by Deathly ill August 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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