Crobag

Someone who tries to be someone they're not.

I.e. A poser

'Did you see that crobag with her fake MK bag'

'Omg she totally got that in the Turkish market'

by Clach February 23, 2017

Croag

Coming Right Out As Gay - CROAG. Started by gay meme rapper EbZ. It's about being proud and bold in your gayness. Referenced in EbZ's gay nightclub anthem songs "condoms in da trashcan" featuring the lyrics - "let a nigga put it in ya butt" and "2 fingaz for that ass." The song 2 fingaz is about EbZ sticking two fingers in your bootyhole and enjoying it. EbZ also has a sensitive side to him, heard in "still friends" - The song's focus is EbZ pouring out his hidden gay promiscuity in a love letter to his ex boyfriend at the time Danny Prism. One things for sure, everyone is proud EbZ finally came out of the closet and is here to represent all the Croag pride worldwide.

"Yo did you see those two dudes making out? That shit was so croag."

"I'm chilling with some croag bois tonight were gonna hit up the flaming cocktail lounge later. CROAG"

by CROAGBOI November 2, 2023

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

crobat

a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.

In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.

"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"

by Doukie February 17, 2009

cobag

Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.

Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!

by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005

Croagunk

A person/pokemon who insists on cockblocking just for the sheer hell of it. He embarrasses you in public by jabbing you with his poison while you are in the middle of making a move, screwing you overin a way no one else can.

Man if that croagunk gets in my way one more time, I'm going to kill him.

by Yin_the_Absol October 9, 2008

Crybag

Crybag is something you need when you QQ a lot.

Timothy : "Hey, I wanted that piece of candy =*( "

John : "Need A Crybag?"

by Deathly ill August 30, 2009