Crotchky

The combined smell of female and male crotches, fluids, sweat, b.o., and butt (see ditty baby) after a long evening of fornicating. Usually in a room with closed windows and no ventilation. There may also be traces of farts from the relaxation. This smell can hit you rather hard when you are spooning or relaxing afterwards. The smell is often trapped in pubic hair.

Rolando reminded Anita she needs to get a wax because it was getting very crotchky in the casa.

by Mr. Crotch February 26, 2010

Crotchkin

A napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.

I got ketchup all over my new shirt... hurry, hand me that crotchkin!

by odedvard August 17, 2010

Crotchy

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

by UR Crotch April 21, 2009

Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.

My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.

by Dongalev November 21, 2010

Crotchy

Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

by Dawnoreo December 6, 2013

crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014