crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.
My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.
by Dongalev November 21, 2010
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homonish

Something that is gay or someone acting gay.
Jeff, slapping that guy's ass was totally homonish of you. Fag.
by Dongalev November 21, 2010
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