crotch-kicker

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A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.

"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"

"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."

crotch-kicker by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016

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crotch-kicker

a person who kicks a person (or people) in the crotch (yeah, that area)

Person#1: OMG did you see _______ get kicked in the crotch?

Person#2: Yeah, what a crotch-kicker.

crotch-kicker by Stupid-defs February 2, 2009

Related Words

crotch-kicker • Kick Croutch • crotchpicker • crotch rocket • crotch • crotch goblin • crotch rot • crotch crickets • crotch pocket • crotch monkey

crotchpicker

Someone with a pubic insect infestation

That crotchpicker Nigel got scabies from my wife!

crotchpicker by Bandersnatch August 17, 2003

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026