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churning crotch butter 

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often
churning crotch butter by djslut September 20, 2005

Butter Crotch 

The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.
When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."
Butter Crotch by milkman51 August 30, 2009

butter crotch 

Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.
Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.

Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
butter crotch by lennytheoreo December 4, 2012

Butter Crotch 

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

crouch butter 

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood
Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.
crouch butter by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015

Crotchbutter 

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009