When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."
by milkman51 August 30, 2009
That one blonde girl who works the shift at Subway with me? She doesn't shave; she's a full-blown buttercrotch.
by paulwholikesmaps January 21, 2012
Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by Suspence007 March 10, 2014
Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.
Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.
Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.
Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.
Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
by lennytheoreo November 29, 2012
Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.
If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.
If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.
by Mike Amelsgone July 25, 2011
When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by le-9gag-army March 10, 2014
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

