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Crotchbutter 

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009
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crotchbutter 

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.
"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."
crotchbutter by Spax February 23, 2006

churning crotch butter 

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often
churning crotch butter by djslut September 20, 2005

crocbutter 

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.
I tasted crocbutter when I heard Maddox was shutting down his webpage.
crocbutter by SuperV November 16, 2007

Crotchduster 

When you scratch your nuts and the lint from your balls lightly dusts whatever surface you scratched them over
Man I went to take a shit and my crotchduster covered the toilet
Crotchduster by xX_ChAcA_123_Xx August 29, 2018

Crotch Butter 

Crotch butter is indeed butter of the crotch. Meaning when you rub butter on your crotch, it becomes crotch butter. If you take off your underwear and smell popcorn butter, you call it...Crotch Butter.
Who left their crotch butter on the counter!?

Crotchbutt 

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".
I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.
Crotchbutt by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012
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