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Men with monsterous 20inch horse cocks have this surname.
Man, that Cronjé guy has big shlong!
Cronjé by The only Cronjé November 22, 2021
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Huge cock. A very smart guy although he is one coldharted motherfucker. Quite often referred to as cute or an alpha male
He is such an Cronje
Cronje by Cocksnapper101 November 24, 2021
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Massive shlong. Very intelligent although he is one coldharted motherfucked. He is the type of guy that makes jokes that hurt and doesn't care about your feelings. Also known as a alpha male.
Damn he is such a Cronje
Cronje by Cocksnapper101 November 24, 2021

Crone’s Disease 

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.
Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.
Crone’s Disease by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
The best, most epic minecraft Youtuber ever.
With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
Subscribe to Cronkers
Man, have you seen the latest Cronkers video?
Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020
Cronem:

You would do anything you would ride for the and never rat them if you leave them in a room with 100 dollars alone you trust him that he wont touch a cent or dollar of that money
Yo Max is my cronem he got my back
Cronem by FTN SYNTH May 24, 2019
A teammate in any cooperative venture that can often be found running ahead of the team, lagging far behind the team, veering away from the team to hunt for items, or simply failing to help protect the team due to a general lack of situational awareness. A Cornjerky often gets himself and his team killed due to his inability to stick with the team.
Teammate 1: Jesus titty-fucking Christ that Cornjerky guy just got us all killed! Where the hell did he think he was going?

Teammate 2: Cornjerky, pay the fuck attention! We just told you to stick with the team!

Cornjerky 3: Duh, shiny stuff over there!
Cornjerky by El Tang. May 6, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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