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A teammate in any cooperative venture that can often be found running ahead of the team, lagging far behind the team, veering away from the team to hunt for items, or simply failing to help protect the team due to a general lack of situational awareness. A Cornjerky often gets himself and his team killed due to his inability to stick with the team.
Teammate 1: Jesus titty-fucking Christ that Cornjerky guy just got us all killed! Where the hell did he think he was going?

Teammate 2: Cornjerky, pay the fuck attention! We just told you to stick with the team!

Cornjerky 3: Duh, shiny stuff over there!
Cornjerky by El Tang. May 6, 2010
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Cornerkids

The group of Emo/goth kids who sit in the corner of your school. They do this because most people don't like them and they want to keep you out of there secret society.
Hey Johny, check out those cornerkids!

I know I hate them!
Cornerkids by AimonettiRyan October 16, 2009
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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