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Massive shlong. Very intelligent although he is one coldharted motherfucked. He is the type of guy that makes jokes that hurt and doesn't care about your feelings. Also known as a alpha male.
Damn he is such a Cronje
Cronje by Cocksnapper101 November 24, 2021
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Cronjé • Cronkers • cronge • cronie • cronjob • crone • Cronies • Croner • cronked • cronenberg
Men with monsterous 20inch horse cocks have this surname.
Man, that Cronjé guy has big shlong!
Cronjé by The only Cronjé November 22, 2021

Crone’s Disease 

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.
Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.
Crone’s Disease by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
The best, most epic minecraft Youtuber ever.
With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
Subscribe to Cronkers
Man, have you seen the latest Cronkers video?
Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020
Cronem:

You would do anything you would ride for the and never rat them if you leave them in a room with 100 dollars alone you trust him that he wont touch a cent or dollar of that money
Yo Max is my cronem he got my back
Cronem by FTN SYNTH May 24, 2019
A teammate in any cooperative venture that can often be found running ahead of the team, lagging far behind the team, veering away from the team to hunt for items, or simply failing to help protect the team due to a general lack of situational awareness. A Cornjerky often gets himself and his team killed due to his inability to stick with the team.
Teammate 1: Jesus titty-fucking Christ that Cornjerky guy just got us all killed! Where the hell did he think he was going?

Teammate 2: Cornjerky, pay the fuck attention! We just told you to stick with the team!

Cornjerky 3: Duh, shiny stuff over there!
Cornjerky by El Tang. May 6, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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