Cromwell's Crust 

A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.

I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...

Cromwell's Crust by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009

shane cromwell 

a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.

"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude

shane cromwell by swigswag22 October 11, 2017

Oliver Cromwell 

Doing a chick with nothing but a tall, black top hat on. It's classy.

In the seen from Office space with Joanna (the girlfriend) and Bill Lumbergh (the boss) doing it, if Lumbergh had not been holding the coffee mug, but rather wearing a top hat, that would be the epitome of the Oliver Cromwell.

Oliver Cromwell by Mad Shibby October 16, 2007

Cromwell 

When a dead body is desiccated in a video game, usually associated with online multiplayer. Similar to acts such as "Tea-bagging" but usually much more violent such as decapitation,gibbing, setting afire, etc. Easiest to perform in games that allows further destruction of dead bodies, notably Gears of War.

The word refers to Oliver Cromwell, who was decapitated by the British monarchy two years after his death.

N00B_Pwnz3r shouted, "Cromwell!" and promptly proceeded to gib the dead body of a noob with his shotgun.

Cromwell by DEFINE ME NOW March 2, 2009

Cromwell 

The act of sucking a horse's cock on a sunday morning before a religious activity in order to get drunk by pouring alcohol on the horse's penis. This is not to fulfill a sexual desire and should be used for discretion.

Dude! Ellen pulled a Cromwell yesterday before she came to the synagogue. She was wasted!

Cromwell by 6HyungPaqq9 June 14, 2010

Cromwell 

Vicious bastard who was the reason thousands of innocent men, women and children were killed in Ireland.

It's a shame Cromwell was just a corpse when they mutilated him.

Cromwell by ThisIsntWeed November 4, 2020

Dalia Cromwell 

Dalia Cromwell also known as "The Extra Girl" is an amazing rolemodel. She is a confident woman who knows her worth. She treats her fans amazingly and is the sweetest person ever. She has alot of great things coming ahead for her future

"Dalia Cromwell is a sweet and caring person"

Dalia Cromwell by urbanndictionnaryy February 12, 2021