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A hugely obese person who likes kids and gets £45 a week for doing fuck all
Wow hes such a critan, what a dickhead
Critan by Olzyybtw November 23, 2021
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crimansqua 

alright, crimansqua, f'n'c, double time
crimansqua by xRyanx March 5, 2008
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crisanta 

The most beautiful and rare name of all! The kindest, loving and selfless crisanta you will ever meet. Is the best mom to ever live.
Crisanta is such an amazing mom, I want to be like her when I have kids.
crisanta by That lady. December 20, 2016

chitanium 

An inferior metal used to make everyday objects.
Anything made of metal that continually breaks under normal usage must be made of chitanium.
chitanium by sirfixalot May 24, 2011

Criannya 

Criannya is a funny girl she is going to be rich when she grows up because she is loyal and smart
Criannya is fine
Criannya by cute_fine June 14, 2018

Crisanta 

Female name meaning the golden or perfect flower; derived from the chrysanthemum flower.

Most under-appreciated female name in America. You're probably pronouncing it wrong.
It's Crisanta, kind of sounds like "croissant" with an "uh" at the end.
Crisanta by crisanta March 6, 2018

crifanac 

In science fiction fandom, mean CRItical FAN ACtivity. Some aspect of an activity in sf fandom deemed more important than others, i.e., meeting minimum activity requirements in an amateur press association at the last possible minute. Coined in the late 1940s by Charles Burbee and usually (but not always) used with satirical intent.
He didn't stop to eat; he was involved in crifanac.
crifanac by rich brown August 11, 2004
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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