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A hugely obese person who likes kids and gets £45 a week for doing fuck all

Wow hes such a critan, what a dickhead

Critan by Olzyybtw November 23, 2021

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crimansqua

crisis management squad

alright, crimansqua, f'n'c, double time

crimansqua by xRyanx March 5, 2008

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Critan • Critank • chitan • chitanium • CitanX • cretan • Crisanne • crisanta • Cristan • Caritany

crisanta

The most beautiful and rare name of all! The kindest, loving and selfless crisanta you will ever meet. Is the best mom to ever live.

Crisanta is such an amazing mom, I want to be like her when I have kids.

crisanta by That lady. December 20, 2016

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chitanium

An inferior metal used to make everyday objects.

Anything made of metal that continually breaks under normal usage must be made of chitanium.

chitanium by sirfixalot May 24, 2011

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Criannya

Criannya is a funny girl she is going to be rich when she grows up because she is loyal and smart

Criannya is fine

Criannya by cute_fine June 14, 2018

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Crisanta

Female name meaning the golden or perfect flower; derived from the chrysanthemum flower.

Most under-appreciated female name in America. You're probably pronouncing it wrong.

It's Crisanta, kind of sounds like "croissant" with an "uh" at the end.

Crisanta by crisanta March 6, 2018

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crifanac

In science fiction fandom, mean CRItical FAN ACtivity. Some aspect of an activity in sf fandom deemed more important than others, i.e., meeting minimum activity requirements in an amateur press association at the last possible minute. Coined in the late 1940s by Charles Burbee and usually (but not always) used with satirical intent.

He didn't stop to eat; he was involved in crifanac.

crifanac by rich brown August 11, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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