Critank

When a person(s) cries while defecating and and masturbating.

I was was so upset on holiday I went for a critank in one of the guest bathroom's.

by Dbp26 September 1, 2025

crizankin

means anything you want

Hey, what have you been up to?
-Not much, just crizankin

by Collin May 31, 2004

Critakachic

A state of mind where you are worry-free and having a very positive time. This is when nothing is wrong in the world.

Can be sometimes associated with a "disconnected" almost lightheaded feeling. Can't put it into words you have to experience it yourself.

This feeling can never be associated with mind affecting drugs. It HAS to be natural.

I am feeling Critakachic.

Bob is in Critakachic.

Critakachic!

by Gary Slaats March 7, 2004

Crizank

Low quality derivitive of mad-crizank also known as crack cocaine.

"They just sold you some sorry ass crizank"

by anth0r December 14, 2003

Critan

A hugely obese person who likes kids and gets £45 a week for doing fuck all

Wow hes such a critan, what a dickhead

by Olzyybtw November 23, 2021

Clitankerous

When a woman's so savagely horny she can't think straight. Sometimes accompanied by a short or moody temper.

I'm so clitankerous I don't know if I want to argue with the guy who spilled my drink or bring him home. The guy is my husband.

by MouseDonuts August 7, 2025