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When a person(s) cries while defecating and and masturbating.
I was was so upset on holiday I went for a critank in one of the guest bathroom's.
Critank by Dbp26 September 1, 2025
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crizankin 

Hey, what have you been up to?
-Not much, just crizankin
crizankin by Collin May 31, 2004
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Critakachic 

A state of mind where you are worry-free and having a very positive time. This is when nothing is wrong in the world.

Can be sometimes associated with a "disconnected" almost lightheaded feeling. Can't put it into words you have to experience it yourself.

This feeling can never be associated with mind affecting drugs. It HAS to be natural.
I am feeling Critakachic.

Bob is in Critakachic.

Critakachic!
Critakachic by Gary Slaats March 7, 2004
Low quality derivitive of mad-crizank also known as crack cocaine.
"They just sold you some sorry ass crizank"
Crizank by anth0r December 14, 2003
A hugely obese person who likes kids and gets £45 a week for doing fuck all
Wow hes such a critan, what a dickhead
Critan by Olzyybtw November 23, 2021

Clitankerous 

When a woman's so savagely horny she can't think straight. Sometimes accompanied by a short or moody temper.
I'm so clitankerous I don't know if I want to argue with the guy who spilled my drink or bring him home. The guy is my husband.
Clitankerous by MouseDonuts August 7, 2025
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