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Critan
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A hugely obese person who likes kids and
gets
£
45
a week for doing
fuck all
Wow
hes
such a
critan, what
a dickhead
Critan
by
Olzyybtw
November 23, 2021
Crit Gritit
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a fat cunt who gets
paid
£
45
a week for playing a
game
hes shit at
Bro
hes
such a
crit
gritit
Crit Gritit
by
Olzyybtw
November 22, 2021