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Critan
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A hugely obese person who likes
kids
and gets £
45
a
week
for doing fuck all
Wow
hes
such a
critan, what
a dickhead
Critan
by
Olzyybtw
November 23, 2021
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Critan
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Crit Gritit
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a fat
cunt
who gets paid £45 a week for playing a
game
hes
shit
at
Bro
hes
such a
crit
gritit
Crit Gritit
by
Olzyybtw
November 22, 2021
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