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Someone who is an idiot and lacks gravitas.
My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.
cretan by GPA May 1, 2006
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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
Chetan means a person who is really loyal and kind he maybe a bit shot tempered at times but really caring.
Chetan is a stud!
Chetan by Soumya January 7, 2018
A beutiful, spirited, and extremley atractive person with lots of laughs to give, and spreads their happiness all around to the people who love them.
Me: i am really depressed today
You: you should call chetana!!
Me: wow, i should have thought of that!!! GREAT IDEA!
Chetana by Preston3251 February 23, 2011

Creaning 

The practice of pulling a scholarship from a college athlete(s) in order to open up a scholarship for a more highly valued recruit.
With all the Creaning going on at IU, it might turn players off from going there.
Creaning by Chief Illiniwek April 29, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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