The day after Halloween when all the stores and restaurants come out with their Christmas decorations and themed items for sale. It’s also the day you can start decorating for
Christmas because let’s be honest—Thanksgiving is a shitty holiday based on the murder of millions of indigenous
American Natives and the pilgrims eventually killed them all with smallpox.
Sure you can eat your turkey—but does anyone really decorate for Thanksgiving anymore?
Billy and Brenda went to the store on
November 1. Brenda said “Holy
shit! Look at all this
Christmas stuff!” Billy replied “Duh, Brenda—it’s The CHRISTMASING…” Brenda laughed “oh yea….f those pilgrims!”