Cristmas
The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.
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cristmas
neighbour1: hey look at my bill its 467
neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
cristmas
neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
cristmas
cristmas by anonymous_gang December 7, 2020
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War on Christmas
a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
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Kelly on christmas
Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc
I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.
Kelly on christmas by white d'angelo January 3, 2014
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