The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.
Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.
by Jon Solo October 4, 2018
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neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
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neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
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