Cretsexual

A sexual orientation characterized by the capacity to form attractions to individuals strictly at Seacrets Jamaica USA in Ocean City, MD. Horniness is a determining factor.

I've been horny for 365 days and I might need to go back to Seacrets to figure out if I'm a Cretsexual.

by TheDomFatherr August 10, 2025

Catesexual

Attraction to Cate Blanchett

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual

by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

Cryosexual

To have extreme sexual fantasies within very cold places.

Michael: Dude, if we're gonna have sex here, take me to the meat locker.

Girlfriend: Its extremely cold though!

Michael: It's okay, I'm Cryosexual.

by Choi Hyunki June 18, 2011

Crowsexual

Sexually attracted to crowgenders or sexual behaviour similar to that of crows

I identify as Crowsexual

by Crowsexual Queen September 17, 2019

Crysexual

cry·sex·u·al   crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

–noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.

Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.

by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010

chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

Cuntsexual

1. The act or pressence of being a cunt while at the same time giving off the appearance of being sexually attractive, through the choices of rape, consentual sex.
2. The feeling one receives when plunging head first (yes a penis) into a vagina. This feeling is then applied to your situation.

1. "That bitch is cuntsexual, I can't stand her, but I'd still hit it."

2. "This orange is very cuntsexual, I haven't had one in years!"

by OhVerNice!!!! January 13, 2009