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Cretsexual 

A sexual orientation characterized by the capacity to form attractions to individuals strictly at Seacrets Jamaica USA in Ocean City, MD. Horniness is a determining factor.
I've been horny for 365 days and I might need to go back to Seacrets to figure out if I'm a Cretsexual.
Cretsexual by TheDomFatherr August 10, 2025
Words you can keep

Catesexual 

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual
Catesexual by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

Cryosexual

To have extreme sexual fantasies within very cold places.
Michael: Dude, if we're gonna have sex here, take me to the meat locker.

Girlfriend: Its extremely cold though!

Michael: It's okay, I'm Cryosexual.
Cryosexual by Choi Hyunki June 18, 2011

Crowsexual 

Sexually attracted to crowgenders or sexual behaviour similar to that of crows
I identify as Crowsexual
Crowsexual by Crowsexual Queen September 17, 2019

Crysexual 

cry·sex·u·al   crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.
Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.
Crysexual by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010

chessexual 

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive
-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?
chessexual by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

Cuntsexual 

1. The act or pressence of being a cunt while at the same time giving off the appearance of being sexually attractive, through the choices of rape, consentual sex.
2. The feeling one receives when plunging head first (yes a penis) into a vagina. This feeling is then applied to your situation.
1. "That bitch is cuntsexual, I can't stand her, but I'd still hit it."

2. "This orange is very cuntsexual, I haven't had one in years!"
Cuntsexual by OhVerNice!!!! January 13, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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