Someone who is only attracted to celebrities that in the most case far too old and already taken and don't know your existstance. A Celesexual is determined that he/she is in a serious relationship with these celebrities.

Girl: I'm marrying Justin Bieber soon!
Boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don't know you exist!
Girl: One day I will...
Boy: wow your such a Celesexual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
Girl: ....

Celesexual by Immy12 March 30, 2013

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cansexual

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual

in the end, we are all cansexual

cansexual by exodus. c. April 17, 2022

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Chasexual

Only attracted to chase hudson

Emily’what’s your sexuality’
Me’Im chasexual’
Emily’Oh’

Chasexual by Chaselover April 29, 2020

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Crysexual

cry·sex·u·al crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

–noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.

Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.

Crysexual by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010

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cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

cumsexual by MinaTass April 21, 2021

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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