Blanchett

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

by StarBiscuit July 20, 2023

blanchette

noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly retarded person of uncertain ethnicity.

Did you see that smelly hobo walk by? What a blanchette!

by Likethemapples November 04, 2013

Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.

"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"

by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021

Cate Blanchett

Two time oscar winner with a big dick energy.

One of the greatest actress of our generation.

"who's your fave actress?"

"oh it's cate blanchett"

by cateblanchett June 16, 2021

Emjay Blanchette

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison

Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much

by Lil Spuddy July 16, 2020

cate blanchett

a incredibly talented actress that is only for the girls and the gays.

straight guy: “have you seen thor ragnarok?? Cate Blanchett is so hot!!”
lesbian: “shut up”

by Catebanchettismother July 30, 2022

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022