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Fertile Crescent 

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley
Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Crescent City Cloth 

The "Crescent City Cloth" is the official gameday towel for New Orleans Saints fans. It was given that name by the fan club Big Easy Mafia. It is the equivalent to the Steelers "Terrible Towel" only better.
Everyone was twirling the Crescent City Cloth screaming Who Dat after the Saints touchdown.

Crecencio 

Exotic fun,sexy outgoing guy who love to serenade the ladies with his guitar playing. Versatile lover when it comes to sex. Great friend and a easy listener. Wonderful boyfriend or hubby material. Very loyal, when there is a significant other. Always give the brutal honest truth,never sugar code. Can be your worst enemy if ever crossed. Zero tolerance for bullshit. Overall he is one of a kind,he's like no other.
That guy,Crecencio is totally bad ass!!!
Crecencio by Mocha Frappe January 18, 2015

crescent fresh 

A term to describe something cool. Made semi-popular by a show that used to air on MTV called Sifl & Olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.
Sifl & Olly is crescent fresh. I'm going to go download the episodes.

Cripple Credentials 

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!
If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!
Cripple Credentials by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Crescent Fresh 

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Crescent Fresh by Shannon December 16, 2002