78 definitions by Shannon

Gustav Klimt

An art God.
Creator of beautiful pieces such as "The Kiss"(der kuss)"The virgin"(die jungfrau)And fulfillment.

Gustav Klimt is a brilliant artist.

by Shannon January 20, 2004

fluffbunny

wiccan/pagan poser, wannabe

"omg, i need sum spells so i can kill people"

by Shannon April 26, 2005

nephie

the most beautiful girl in the entire world ; belongs to shannon ; an amazing rapper ; has the hottest lip ring ever

one - everyone talks about neph and acts like shes theres but shes not cuz shes shannons.

by Shannon March 13, 2005

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

by Shannon January 14, 2004

poepoe

cop.. pig.. police officer... and dick face that works for law inforcement

the fuckin poepoe threw us out and was a dick face

by Shannon November 7, 2004

Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.

1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.

by Shannon September 9, 2003

play it off

The act of outwardly ignoring something which you are acutely aware and/or guilty of.

I'm just going to stay home and play it off like I don't remember telling my Grandma I'd help her sort yarn tonight.

by Shannon September 9, 2003