78 definitions by Shannon

Fletch

Anal sex between man/man or man/woman where after the male cums he sucks the sperm out of the others rectum and snowballs with him/her

Justin fletched me last night and my ass still hurts.

by Shannon February 7, 2005

Hugh Grant

Hottest man alive. He has a kickass accent. Best actor ever.

Me: "Let's have sex."
Hugh: "Sounds good to me."

by Shannon April 6, 2005

Freebird

Only the greatest southern rock song ever written, by the greatest band ever created, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Yes, you might be a hick if you like this song. If you aren't a redneck, you might be an urban West Virginian.

:At a Skynyrd concert:

guy: Wow, I love this song! Freebird.

girl: So where ya from?

guy: West Virginia.

by Shannon February 6, 2005

facker

Joking way of calling someone a mother fucker

Facker! I hate you!

by Shannon June 17, 2004

purple heart

a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!

John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!

by Shannon September 10, 2004

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by Shannon January 8, 2004

skeet skeet skeet

An idiom used when one experiences great pleasure, or finds something extremely exciting.

I just aced that test, ahhhh skeet skeet skeet. or She definitely wants that ass, skeet skeet skeet

by Shannon September 30, 2005