jewels

1) The testicles.

2) The dice for Dungeons and Dragons. So called because the many-sided dice often look like jewels.
1) That guy got kicked in his jewels.

2) Oops, one of the jewels is missing. Better check under the couch.
by Seer-of-Shadows March 20, 2005
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KoTR

Acronym for "Knights of the Round." The ultimate Summon Materia in FFVII.
KoTR owns. It can kill pretty much anything.
by Seer-of-Shadows April 26, 2004
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SOW

Acronym for "Spirit of Wolf." A spell in EverQuest that makes your character run much faster than normal. It's considered one of the most valuable spells in the entire game.
"need sow for corpse run!!!!!!!!!111"
by Seer-of-Shadows September 24, 2004
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suck it down

A great thing to say before putting a rocket up someone's ass in any FPS.
by Seer-of-Shadows May 26, 2004
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penis32

One of the loaders for the MSBlast virus.
"Okay, ma'am, do you see 'penis32' in the Processes list?"
by Seer-of-Shadows April 16, 2004
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Xbox Live

An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with.
Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"
by Seer-of-Shadows May 19, 2004
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Ninturdork

Sony roolz, that was surprisingly brave. I've never heard someone say they have a one centimeter dick. You do realize that's very small, correct?
Sony roolz admitted to having a mini-penis.
by Seer-of-Shadows May 24, 2004
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