Cravens

The insatiable urge to eat giant bags of dicks. Only cure is to eat as many ducks as possible.

OMG my man. I have a bad case of the cravens bro. Where is Garrett? I gotta eat that dick.

by PickleRick! December 18, 2022

Cravens

The intense craving for anything, mainly huge bags of penises.

Wow dude I have the Cravens so bad. I could eat a whole bag of dicks.

by PickleRick! December 22, 2022

Craven Arms

A small town in Shropshire that is an enclave of the Bronx ghetto. People of Craven Arms carry knives around with them to piss people off at parties.Possibly the smallest town to have a mosquito. The people of Craven Arms are all gangsta blaa and say CA TID (til i die). if you stay there it will be soon. Of no significance naturally or attractively, housing in this place is randoma and distasteful

Lets turn the windows up, we're in Craven Arms!

Teacher: Here is a picture of a slum
Smart Alek: looks like Craven Arms

by Winkwinkwinkhaha May 18, 2010

Crapensta

Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.

Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.

1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.

2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.

by AC Austin May 6, 2006

Uncle Craven

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.

"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven

by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009

Craven Morehead

A distant cousin of Hugh Jorgan, Pat McCrotch, and Phil McCraken. He is also related (distantly)to his Chinese cousins Chu-sum Wang and Creamof Sum yung guy

Who's Craven Morehaead, you are!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 30, 2003

John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008