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Definitions by jgoodson28

crass monkey 

A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.

Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."
Four Loko and orange juice? That is one tasty crass monkey!
crass monkey by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011