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Crassmonkey
An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often
Crassmonkey by Newbury December 29, 2004
Related Words
grass monkey
Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
grass monkey by Mark H October 2, 2005
Grass Monkey
A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.
Grass Monkey by Bunty n KMac May 4, 2008
Greasemonkey
Greasemonkey by TheChosenBoy February 12, 2009
GrossMonkeyStyle
GrossMonkeyStyle by mixeddancingking February 21, 2022
greasemonkey
greasemonkey by tha h00tman December 8, 2011
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