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Crash for cash

Crash for cash: A new criminal trend where individuals stage accidents, either involving themselves or innocent bystanders, to fraudulently claim insurance money. This behavior not only endangers lives and violates highway regulations, but also drives up insurance prices Often, criminals either target innocent people or get paid by others to stage collisions, enabling them to claim insurance payouts and receive courtesy cars, effectively having their vehicles written off for profit along with high medical claims payouts for medical injuries.
Frank: Lee, I was, driving in London, and this bloke just pulls out and slams his brakes on for no reason. I went straight into the back of him! , there was nothing in front of him! I don’t get it.

Lee: Ah, mate, sounds like one of them Crash for cash scammers. probably trying to get a cheeky insurance payout!

Frank: Yeah, you might be right. That geezer did look a bit dodgy. Great, I’m going to lose my no-claims bonus. Not happy about this Crash for cash geezer. Next time I see him I'm going to batter him.

Lee:LOL.
Crash for cash by Jamie Cheese November 11, 2025
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Cash for cash 

Cash for cash is straight up what ever you want or need you But don’t come short
Hey man can you look out for me just this one last time.... naw brah i Need cash For cash
Cash for cash by Kingblac36 August 29, 2020

gash for cash 

The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.
Yo girl, gash for cash?
gash for cash by Kempo May 15, 2006

flashed for cash 

To get photographed by a strategically placed speeding camera.
Fuck, was that a speeding camera back there? I think I just got flashed for cash!
flashed for cash by o'kelligan July 11, 2010

strapped for cash 

To possess low amounts of money.
I'm strapped for cash, can you loan me a couple of G's?
strapped for cash by PoopyPoo December 10, 2004

cock for cash 

Someone who will only perform sex acts on another man if they are getting payed enough money. A policy many porn stars follow.
dave had to do cock for cash, for £500 it was worth it
cock for cash by Dictionroy January 28, 2010

Cash For Clunkers 

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?
Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!
Cash For Clunkers by maxatron July 30, 2009