cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

The Orange Box

The best deal in video game history. You get 5 of the best games ever made, that you will play over and over for hours on end for $20 dollars. i mean seriously, what more could one want from a video game?

The Orange Box includes:

Half life 2

Half life 2: Episode 1

Half life 2: Episode 2

Portal

Team Fortress 2

You're basically paying $4.00 per game on The Orange Box. You can't get any better than that. EVER.

by maxatron August 3, 2009

The Pyro

The best "fuck people over" class in Team Fortress 2. The Pyro is good for fucking people over, mainly characters like The Spy, because he can pretty much blast fire everywhere in a room and end up killing every cloaked Spy inside. One cannot tell what the Pyro is saying behind his mask, whenever he tries to talk all you hear is a bunch of "hmmhmhhhmmm". The Pyro comes fully equipped with a Flamethrower which can continue to do damage even after death, and an axe known as the "Axe-tinguisher" the Axe-tinguisher is an axe wrapped in... barbed wire... and has a 100% critical chance if the enemy is on fire.

The Pyro: HMMMHMHMH

by maxatron July 31, 2009

Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?

Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!

by maxatron July 30, 2009

3000

A term you use to put in back of words to make them sound better or more high tech. But really the update had no improvement to the original, if not made it worse, And they'll even charge a higher price for it.

Guy 2:"Hey man, you tried the new Lucky Charms 3000?"
Guy 2:"No not yet. Are they good at at all?"
Guy 1:"I dont know any change from the other lucky charms...And it cost me 4 bucks extra!"

by maxatron January 12, 2009

The Spy

Hands down, the most fun class in Team Fortress 2. Among being able to disguise himself as a member of the other team, He can also turn invisable, and is very skilled in the art of having sex with your mom. The Spy is equipped with a knife that when stabbed into the back of some Sniper mother fucker (or anyone for that matter), kills them instantly. The Spy also has a quite powerful revolver known as the Ambassador, that can distribute a great deal of damage when shot in the head. The Spy has a tiny machine called an electro sapper which can disable any "building" created by an Engineer.

The Spy: GENTLEMEN

by maxatron July 30, 2009

"["'s and "]"'s and "("'s and ")"'s

usually what most teenagers put in front and on the back of their names on various online social networking sites to make it seem like they're cool. usually have some thing to do with their life or some quote that isn't actually funny.

Hey look, {{pwnz)) only has 4 friends! Ha what a damn noob.
He only uses ""'s and ""'s and "("'s and ")"'s.

by maxatron February 28, 2009