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crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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craptarts 

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.
Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...
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CRAPartment 

A crappy apartment, or an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.
We live in a CRAPartment. We need to either really fix it up or move out.
CRAPartment by CRAPartment April 26, 2008

Crampartment

A tiny studio apartment that seems to decrease in size with the number of visitors.
He's living in a crampartment downtown so don't count on much privacy.
Crampartment by mcveym February 10, 2009

crapmaster 

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.
crapmaster by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006

crapartment 

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood
There's roaches all over this crapartment
crapartment by RazMutant April 27, 2008