Crapmart

Another term for wallmart

-person A "I'm going to crapmart to pick up some stuff"

-person B "go to target instead. Their stuff won't fall apart after one use"

by qazpaz September 1, 2018

crapmaster

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

by james ferarro August 21, 2006

craptarts

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.

Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...

by Aeronacat August 9, 2008

CRAPartment

A crappy apartment, or an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.

We live in a CRAPartment. We need to either really fix it up or move out.

by CRAPartment April 26, 2008

Crampartment

A tiny studio apartment that seems to decrease in size with the number of visitors.

He's living in a crampartment downtown so don't count on much privacy.

by mcveym February 10, 2009

crapmaster

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.

fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.

by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006

crapartment

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood

There's roaches all over this crapartment

by RazMutant April 27, 2008