crapezoid 

An adjective to describe an odd-looking poo.

Matt - Wow, I just dropped an epic deuce! It was a real crapezoid!
Mary - Nasty!

crapezoid by Murphy Somerset August 27, 2011

Crapezoid 

Oh crap. But In a nerdier way. Rhymes with trapezoid which is a shape and geometry

Drops cell phone... "Oh crapezoid!!"

Crapezoid by Bellasz January 6, 2021

crapezoid 

"The crapezoid derives from the quadrilateral polygon known as a trapezoid. Simply stated, it is a turd with parallel sides and uneven ends." This definition nicely dovetails with the actual definition of a trapezoid.

Crapezoidal turds are not rare; in fact, the crapezoid accounts for about 99.99999983% of all turds.

crapezoid by G. Gordon Schiltkraut September 12, 2023

Trapezoid 

a type of alien that will invade earth in the year 3065.

Diet: CHILDREN
habitat: mars
Allies: rectangular prisms, cubic centimeters and decahedrons
Enemies: humans

Dude: hey dude did you know that the trapezoids will invade earth in 3065

Trapezoid by Deadlypants905 July 15, 2020

anal trapezoid 

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped

Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.

anal trapezoid by Official if Tony September 21, 2022

frapezoidal distress 

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.

she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.

frapezoidal distress by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

Cakezoid 

Used as a noun or adjective, depending on the circumstances, "cakezoid" is used to describe an individual who is willing to learn from a master and/or has not yet fully developed his cake muscle. This term was first used and coined by the Youtube user commonly known as "Black Ninja" on his skateboarding channel "NinjaLifestyle" in late 2011 in a trick tip video.

Cakezoid: "Oh my god it's Black Ninja! Can you teach me to varial kickflip, Black Ninja?"
Black Ninja: "Of course I can you little. . . cakezoid."

Cakezoid by Nanners98052 January 21, 2013