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When you are stuck in a place where everything is crappy.

Imagine the Bermuda Triangle of crap. Instead of things disappearing, everything is just uncomfortable and crappy.
This park is such a crapazoid. People need to learn to clean up after their dogs.
Crapazoid by SydWils January 1, 2011

holy crapazoid 

When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.
you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!

crapazing 

Something that is both crappy and amazing at the same time.
Bob: "Hey the Lions are 0 -14 so far this year and I scored front row seats to their next home game."

Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"
crapazing by Paul DW Kersey August 2, 2010

Creepazoid

That lady with the forty bold cats sure is a real creepazoid.
Creepazoid by Rene November 17, 2004

Crackazoid

A deranged ( usually filthy and under the influance of a mind altering substance )white person
Mommy , that crackazoid was throwing beer cans at me again .
Crackazoid by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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