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n. A quadrilateral pair of breasts of either sex or animal having two parallel sides.

sl. Trappys, Trappers (Chief Brit).

New Latin trapezods, from Greek trapezoeids, trapezium-shaped :trapeza, table; see trapezium + -oeids, -oid. Old English trappytits.
"That's a strange table-looking bra that woman has on Dan," "No that ain't no bra Grant, those are trapezoids!"
by ZimmFilmz August 28, 2005
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Much like a rhombus referring to a particularly attractive asian woman (who has a slanted box), a trapezoid (or 'zoid) refers to a woman who's box has no correct angles. Basically, an ugly woman.
Jesus, did you see that hot rhombus that just sauntered out of the locker room? Her fat friend looked like an even bigger trapezoid by comparison.
by RabbiRabinowitz March 23, 2006
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Trapezoid is a word to explain irrelevant people because a trapezoid is an irrelevant shape that no one wants. Who would want a trapezoid over any other shape?
Guy 1: So dude if you had to pick a shape between a circle, square, trapezoid, and a diamond, which one would you want the least?

Guy 2: Oh of course the trapezoid like why the fuck would I pick a trapezoid.
by Shape Expert December 16, 2015
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A person who thinks really hard on how they will do something, but still does it in a way that completely lacks common sense.
Dude you are thinking like a Trapezoid.
by KC8653 May 08, 2018
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