Crapaq

The way Compaq should be spelled.

Aw hell, my Crapaq just crashed again!

by IRTc_Alex September 6, 2005

crapalini

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

by martinmicci April 28, 2014

crapaflapnasti

adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks. (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.

I don't eat fish sticks. They're crapaflapnasti.

by to blave November 18, 2014

CRAPartment

A crappy apartment, or an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.

We live in a CRAPartment. We need to either really fix it up or move out.

by CRAPartment April 26, 2008

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

by taoteqingren December 10, 2006

crapazing

Something that is both crappy and amazing at the same time.

Bob: "Hey the Lions are 0 -14 so far this year and I scored front row seats to their next home game."

Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"

by Paul DW Kersey August 2, 2010

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012