crapalini

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

by martinmicci April 28, 2014

crapazing

Something that is both crappy and amazing at the same time.

Bob: "Hey the Lions are 0 -14 so far this year and I scored front row seats to their next home game."

Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"

by Paul DW Kersey August 2, 2010

calalini

Its a place on the border of your this world and beyond. The word comes from the case of Jani Schofield, a misdiagnosed schizophrenic kid who said all her "friends" live in "Calalini'.

"Calalini is on the border of my world and your world"- Jani Schofield

by kshitijpandey July 8, 2020

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

crapsini

Crapsini is the MUCH cheaper version as Lambrini..and if you thought you couldn't get worse...YOU CAN..its basically piss coloured fizzy alcohol..and it does the job! ..but sadly it rips the lining off your stomach..its on a par with turps.

Pikey's Lise and Elayne..'are you coming around to mine tonight with some crapsini..i could do with a goo sesh'..'yeah i'll get Cezza /Mand/Gilly and Amber round too' ..'mind you i dont think Cezza and Gill..will drink this crapsini shite'

by crapsini conuseur June 15, 2009

Crapability

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

CRASalicious

Those special situations where the CRAS model solution so totally dominates over the "other" models run at the national centers. A CRASalicious forecast actually gets mentioned in NWS forecast discussions.

Weather Geek 1: "Man, the Eta model appears to have really botched this forecast!"
Weather Geek 2: "Yeah, but feast your eyes on *this* CRASalicious solution!"

by Aneurysm Boy December 16, 2006