shtuff

When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.
ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.
by IRTc_Alex August 28, 2005
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Crapaq

The way Compaq should be spelled.
Aw hell, my Crapaq just crashed again!
by IRTc_Alex August 26, 2005
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