shtuff

When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.

ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.

by IRTc_Alex September 06, 2005

Crapaq

The way Compaq should be spelled.

Aw hell, my Crapaq just crashed again!

by IRTc_Alex September 06, 2005