Crapad 

An advertisement of low quality, often advertising something sexually explicit, or too good to be true.

John: damn why is this crapad taking up half the screen
Mike: i dunno, did u look up asian girlfriends near me again?
John: shut up

Crapad by Pepo (Ceo of DFC) June 17, 2019

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

crapnado

A shitstorm, only taller, faster, more deadly, and possibly involving cows or cow dung.

One more assignment for this week and we'll have a serious crapnado on our hands.

crapnado by Bantha too February 4, 2014

crapaflapnasti 

adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks. (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.

I don't eat fish sticks. They're crapaflapnasti.

crapaflapnasti by to blave November 18, 2014

lice capades 

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..

lice capades by cdafox July 16, 2010

crapids 

An affectionate term for Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I live in Crapids home of Quaker Oats

crapids by rose of tralee February 16, 2010

CRAPartment 

A crappy apartment, or an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.

We live in a CRAPartment. We need to either really fix it up or move out.

CRAPartment by CRAPartment April 26, 2008