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CrapDonald's 

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.
I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

crapadingle 

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead
“You forking crapadingle”
crapadingle by baboonery4 April 30, 2023
A hundred sided polygon, drawn in many various shapes and forms, such as the butterfly. Originated from a 5th grade math class.
Oh man, look at this crapagon.
crapagon by rippleGon October 19, 2013

Crapadoodle 

Crap-a-doodle means crap or shit.
crapadoodle
I made this word up in hopes of trying to not curse in front of certain people.
The word crapadoodle just started coming out of my mouth. And now my friends and family use the word too.
I forgot to feed the fish, crapadoodle.

Crapadoodle, I'm late again!!
Crapadoodle by Christi Marie September 21, 2007

Crapadoodle 

Usually used by random parents saying utter garbage in front of their kids, and trying to blur it out. It's all fun and games until they find out what their parents have been saying.
Lizzy- CRAPADOODLE!!! My knee! goddammit I'm getting old.
Random Child- Mommy? What's a crapa-
Lizzy- Uhh.. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

craparoni 

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.
Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.
craparoni by babygrl March 19, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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