crapade 

A hypothetical (hopefully) drink, analogous to lemonade, which makes the worst of a bad situation. Usually spoken of with great sarcasm.

When life hands you crap, make crapade

crapade by gardyloo April 21, 2004

lice capades 

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..

lice capades by cdafox July 16, 2010

shit capades 

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

shit capades by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013

fight capades 

1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.

2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.

Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."

Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"

fight capades by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2009

shit your pants capade 

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...

I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.

shit your pants capade by Roqem May 26, 2017

crapadingle 

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead

“You forking crapadingle”

crapadingle by baboonery4 April 30, 2023

crapadapoopa 

A battle cry shouted by a backyard wrestler when applying the deadly move, "Mid-evil Titty Push."

"Eat TITTY PUSH aaaaaaaaaa CRAPADAPOOPA!"

crapadapoopa by FMMD November 1, 2004