My dog died, I'm being sued by midgets, I'm out of beer, this cut is turning green and smells funny, someone stole my goat, I had a flat tire, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, and my girlfriend just eloped with my ex-wife's mother. It's Crapnarok.

crapnarok by Rafn April 25, 2005

Related Words

crapnado • crapadoodle • capnado • crapadon • crapadopolis • crapnarok • crap-a-dooly

Crapadoodle

Crap-a-doodle means crap or shit.
crapadoodle
I made this word up in hopes of trying to not curse in front of certain people.
The word crapadoodle just started coming out of my mouth. And now my friends and family use the word too.

I forgot to feed the fish, crapadoodle.

Crapadoodle, I'm late again!!

Crapadoodle by Christi Marie September 21, 2007

Crapadoodle

Usually used by random parents saying utter garbage in front of their kids, and trying to blur it out. It's all fun and games until they find out what their parents have been saying.

Lizzy- CRAPADOODLE!!! My knee! goddammit I'm getting old.
Random Child- Mommy? What's a crapa-
Lizzy- Uhh.. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

Crapadoodle by IamtiredandIrequiresleep September 21, 2023

crapadoodle

A more mature and fun way of saying crap.

Friend: my phone fell in the pool!

Me: crapadoodle

crapadoodle by lemon187lime March 2, 2018

crapadon

The islamic holy day of crap

It's Crapadon time again. hooray!

crapadon by steve austin September 19, 2005

crapadoodle

Crapadoodle is when your being fucked up the ass and take a shit while the cock is up ur ass

MARY!why the fuck did u just crapadoodle?Coudln't you have took a dookie befor we did it?

crapadoodle by Chuck May 13, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026