verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.
Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens
When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls
Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
DrunkVince: "I will protect you!"
Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"
From the popular Linkin Park song. You use this when somebody is being an angsty bitch and generally whining about their lives and how they have it so much worse than you. See angst
The act of searching the LAN (Local Area Network) for files or information. This can be done manually by browsing the network, or by using a LAN-utility to search automatically.
-Dude, connect to this guy "moron5", he has over 9000Tb warez shared!
-Who is that?
-idk, I found him while LAN-Crawling
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.