crankjob

A handjob that involves the person receiving the handjob and/or the giver crying at the same time.

Dude, she gave me a crankjob last night, the mixture of tears and semen was amazing!

crankjob by mike oxrillybig July 19, 2011

Crackjob 

Receiving a sexual act such as a blowjob, Handjob, or Footjob while smoking crack.

Yo I saw Hunter Biden getting a crackjob on Hoodsite.

Crackjob by psychocat15 October 28, 2020

crunkjob

When a guy cums in someone's belly button and then licks it out and swallows it.

Fa gave that fat chick a crunkjob, and had to get his stomach pumped.

crunkjob by bksizzle January 28, 2005

crankmobile

A noticeably dated or worn model or issue of any object, tool or device that is still heavily used by the owner. A nickname with either affectionate or disgusted overtones for such a device.

Originates from combining the word automobile and the idea that antique machinery often had to be hand-cranked to operate.

Someone smashed my cell phone against a wall, so now I'm back to using the ol' crankmobile.

crankmobile by Eyris August 26, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004