crankjob

A handjob that involves the person receiving the handjob and/or the giver crying at the same time.

Dude, she gave me a crankjob last night, the mixture of tears and semen was amazing!

crankjob by mike oxrillybig July 19, 2011

Crackjob 

Receiving a sexual act such as a blowjob, Handjob, or Footjob while smoking crack.

Yo I saw Hunter Biden getting a crackjob on Hoodsite.

Crackjob by psychocat15 October 28, 2020

crunkjob

When a guy cums in someone's belly button and then licks it out and swallows it.

Fa gave that fat chick a crunkjob, and had to get his stomach pumped.

crunkjob by bksizzle January 28, 2005

crankmobile

A noticeably dated or worn model or issue of any object, tool or device that is still heavily used by the owner. A nickname with either affectionate or disgusted overtones for such a device.

Originates from combining the word automobile and the idea that antique machinery often had to be hand-cranked to operate.

Someone smashed my cell phone against a wall, so now I'm back to using the ol' crankmobile.

crankmobile by Eyris August 26, 2006