Crackhat

Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.

Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".

God damn, you're a crack hat!

by firewall007 May 9, 2005

Crackatoa

The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.

"...and it just goes *crackatoa*"
-Random Indonesian explaining how the eruption sounds

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp May 2, 2020

crackhand

A person who hangs around a crack dealer or user and does odd jobs for them in exchange for crack.

Why is he always with that crack dealer working on his car ? Oh,

that's his crackhand.

by fluffmcgruff October 16, 2016

crack hat

Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.

Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".

God damn, you're a crack hat!

by firewall007 May 7, 2005

crackattack

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.

I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.

by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006

Crackatunes

Music white people listen too. Examples: Classic Rock, Country, Heavy Metal, Michael Bolton.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy’s new playlist?

Person 2: Yeah, Jimmy loves him some crackatunes!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

full crackatoa

Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.

I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)

by Juan Epstein May 23, 2006