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crackcation 

When a self defined sober person takes a vacation for the purpose of doing drugs, however does not consider their drug use during that vacation as a relapse or counting against their sobriety, but rather a pause in time, where they will continue counting forward in their sobriety after said crackcation has ended.
How has she been sober for 8 months? Didn't she get arrested for possession last weekend? That doesn't count because she was on a crackcation.
crackcation by SweetMetis May 24, 2024
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crackcation 

A crackcation is a vacation taken by drug addicts for the sole purpose of doing drugs.

A crackcation is frequently taken by self identified sober people who pause their sobriety journey to go away on a drug vacation, then return home and continue counting their sobriety goals. After a crackcation, the person continues counting their days sober as if time stood still.

The crackcation "doesn't count" against the persons sobriety in self reported sobriety claims and the individual does not count the crackcation as a relapse.
How did she get a one year chip? Didn't she get arrested for possession last month? Oh, that doesn't count, she was on a crackcation.
crackcation by SweetMetis May 24, 2024
1.Girl bending over + lowrise pants = Cracktion

2. Ass crack peaking out of the pants.
"Dude, did you see when that girl bent down, that was some major cracktion!"
Cracktion by B Diddy. June 24, 2005

crackcain 

the ultimate drug!!! that will one day take over the world..GEORGE BUSH'S SECRET WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!
"he was so jacked up on crackcain he felt like George Bush"
crackcain by the sexy beasts August 7, 2007
Shady activity, usually accompanied by unsavory individuals associated with narcotics - most notably crack cocaine. Cracktion is the result of combining "crack" and "action", as in "He smokes crack" and "There's some crazy action in this neighborhood".
"Lets bail. There's too much cracktion going down around here."
cracktion by Brad Donnell March 3, 2008

Cracktionary 

My cracktionary is fun and informative.

I'm going to hit the cracktionary to find out about those sheilas.

Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck is mung?
Guy2: I don't know.
Guy1: Fuck it, hit the cracktionary.
Cracktionary by jolleyboy July 21, 2009

Craycation 

A break from the chaos and drama and when a toxic person, an ex, family member, colleague, etc. goes on vacation.
Celebrating a two week craycation while my ex and his new girlfriend are out of the country.
Craycation by Jenny Cool September 7, 2022