agotaras2000's definitions

TP Roll

The action of trying to locate a group or individual within a trailer park.

Usually involves driving 15mph or less.

Joes Mom said he was somewhere in his neighborhood, so I did a TP roll to find his stupid ass.

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

Wop Vittles

A derogatory slang term for Italian food.

Person 1: Yo, I had some bob ass wop vittles last night!

Person 2: You couldn’t just say you had pizza?

by agotaras2000 October 28, 2022

Snow Pen

A penis used in the form of writing in the snow while urinating.

I wrote “I love you” in the snow to my mom the other day with my snow pen.

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

Crackatunes

Music white people listen too. Examples: Classic Rock, Country, Heavy Metal, Michael Bolton.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy’s new playlist?

Person 2: Yeah, Jimmy loves him some crackatunes!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

Garlic knots

An person of Italian descent that has dreadlocks.

Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?

Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!

by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022

Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.

Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

Or

Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

Pothole

When a person is high on marijuana, but is still a complete asshole.

Person 1: Man you can tell Joe is high as hell tonight!

Person 2: Yeah, he’s slinging insults at everyone cause he’s a such a pothole!

by agotaras2000 November 1, 2022