agotaras2000's definitions

Garlic knots

An person of Italian descent that has dreadlocks.

Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?

Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!

by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022

Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.

Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

Or

Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

Pothole

When a person is high on marijuana, but is still a complete asshole.

Person 1: Man you can tell Joe is high as hell tonight!

Person 2: Yeah, he’s slinging insults at everyone cause he’s a such a pothole!

by agotaras2000 November 1, 2022

Agregoryous

A large mess both situational, and physical. Inspired by Greg Gory from Alt 98.5’s The Woody Show based out of L.A.

How was your date last night?

Oh, it was agregoryous!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

Snow Pen

A penis used in the form of writing in the snow while urinating.

I wrote “I love you” in the snow to my mom the other day with my snow pen.

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

Crackatunes

Music white people listen too. Examples: Classic Rock, Country, Heavy Metal, Michael Bolton.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy’s new playlist?

Person 2: Yeah, Jimmy loves him some crackatunes!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

Crimson Chin

A woman with a banging body, who happens to have a huge chin.

Joe: Hey, Tina is back from rehab.

Tim: Oh? The crimson chin returns?

by agotaras2000 December 9, 2022