Crackershit
Crackershit by Wall=ety March 15, 2020
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Crackershit Slong Beater
Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
Crackershit Slong Beater by Theinsultist May 16, 2014
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crackeritis
A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.
crackeritis by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010
crackeritist
An illiness which causes those suffering from it to covert and become obsessive of other people and their belongings. Typically causes those afflicted with it to become real nasty lying scum, hated near and far, openly and behind their backs.
The feeling you get when you envy other people’s stuff, belongings, land, culture or property in general.
White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”
Friend: “why?”
White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”
Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”
White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”
Friend: “why?”
White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”
Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”
crackeritist by ThePigCatcher January 3, 2019
crackersider
The American equivalent of a chav, usu. seen in Midtown Atlanta. A disgrace to the caucasians present in the area, they are easilly identified by their rusty Volvos,pseudo-ghetto speech with an atrocious drawl, and the ripped-off mainstream rap (I.e:Yup in my polo) WTF indeed.
1) Eh, fuckin C-side nacker shit.
2) "Yup in my polo"
3) Damn, those crackersiders look hard, driving Mommy's car and blowing the trust fund.
4) Stop posing, you damn crackersider!
2) "Yup in my polo"
3) Damn, those crackersiders look hard, driving Mommy's car and blowing the trust fund.
4) Stop posing, you damn crackersider!
crackersider by Faded February 11, 2007
crackerslice
crackerslice by Jimmy February 11, 2005
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