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crackeritist 

An illiness which causes those suffering from it to covert and become obsessive of other people and their belongings. Typically causes those afflicted with it to become real nasty lying scum, hated near and far, openly and behind their backs.
The feeling you get when you envy other people’s stuff, belongings, land, culture or property in general.

White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”

Friend: “why?”

White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”

Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”
crackeritist by ThePigCatcher January 3, 2019

crackeritis 

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.
Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis
crackeritis by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

crackeriest 

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.
(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know
crackeriest by brook kirk August 21, 2006

crackertastic 

insanely bitch ass mother fuckin ass balls amazingly white and not black


POOOOOOOOOP
crackertastic by John Dake January 5, 2005

Crackeritis 

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis
My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis

crackeritis 

Crackeritis is a thing or "condition" that is used to describe people who are mixed with white and something else and tend to appear light skinned/pale.
person one: dude are u white?

person two: nah man, just got crackeritis.

Crackeridis 

A man that is to white
Guy 1: has he not seen the sun? Wtf he looks so white
Guy 2: yeah he has crackeridis
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