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crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
crackstitution by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

gmaing_with_crackity 

Coolest and funniest person,also my moot,tubbsuit is also best but this person is also best 😍😍
gmaing_with_crackity is so cool check out their tiktok

crackship 

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.
Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!
crackship by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008

Cockshit 

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis
This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!
Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

crackitute 

A woman who sleeps with a man for crack rather than money.
Yo my home slice I layed the shit down on this crackitute.
crackitute by Johnny Cumsuckle January 18, 2003