Jimmy's definitions

rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?

OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

cosmo

the greatest fairy ever, he's a legend in every right and all should bow down to him

Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left

by jimmy October 22, 2004

betly

A term from the mountains that the dirty south boys use as slang for the groups that be bout it referring to Ice.

"That's some good betly."

by jimmy March 7, 2005

yugiohrealms

The worst Web site on the internet. Almost everybody on there is an idiot, never go there. Going to YuGiOhRealms is a death wish.

Person 1: What's the worst Web site on the internet?

Person 2: YuGiOhRealms

by Jimmy March 15, 2004

jed

a humanoid

apparently before jed had left us he wrote some poems

by Jimmy August 20, 2003

*untz untz untz untz*

The sound of the bass drum. Mostly heard from cars passing by with 'f00ly sik' sound systems in them pumping 'phat bass'.

Gabber DJ let the bass drum go liek this *untz untz untz untz*

by Jimmy May 4, 2005

Books

Filthy pieces of moldy shit that make me sneeze

All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job

by Jimmy November 14, 2004