toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.
I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.
by Jimmy February 04, 2003
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marijuana

a term used for the 'drug' coming from the cannabis sativa plant. Many people look down upon it, many see it as harmless and a good way to relieve stress. to clear up any confusion, here are a few basic facts about the effects of smoking marijuana.
- it's smoke is sometimes considered more harmful than tobacco smoke, but there is some debate to this; there is more of certain carcinogens in marijuana smoke than in tobacco smoke, but there are more of other carcinogens in tobacco smoke than in marijuana smoke. one way or another, puff for puff, marijuana is more harmful than tobacco. BUT, tobacco smokers take a very significantly higher amount of puffs than a mariujana user in general.
- Marijuana alters the way one thinks, perceives the environment, and perceives time. Things seem much more significant when on marijuana, and also time often seems to go by slowly.
- It relaxes the user, as oppose to alcahol, which more often than not, alters a person's judgement and ability to make decisions, and causes viloence quite often (makes you think, why is marijuana illegal and alcahol is not?)
- alcahol and tobacco both cause much more deaths per year than marijuana; it is impossible to overdose on marijuana.
-marijuana is non addictive, and may only become mentally addicting to some users who abuse it over a long period of time.
- If you don't want to smoke marijuana, that's cool, but don't label people who do as losers. It does not have all the negative effects as many people believe, or like to believe.
-marijuana was made ilegal because an entrepreneur who made his money selling lumber was threatened by the economic value of the cannabis plant- it was a cheap way to make rope and paper, and because of this, this man's lumber business was threatened. therefor, this man made up a story of a teen boy who got high on marijuana and killed his family, then himself. After hearing this horrific story, america decided to ban the plant.

I say, legalize it- look at the effects of alcahol! much more dangerous to the user, AND the people around the user. its insane!!
dude, im high on marijuana. im calm and mellow now and i have an appreciation for everything around me.
by jimmy April 05, 2005
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Lynyrd Skynyrd

Whoever thinks that the only song skynyrd made is sweet home alabama and think thats the best one, needs to fuck off and listen to something else because they dont know rock music.
by jimmy January 01, 2005
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Pock

Similar to a poke, but much more severe. Commonly using 1 to 2 fingers. Usually administered in the face.
"I pocked him in the face!"
by Jimmy April 05, 2004
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shiga diga

a slang term meaning lets go, when asked to go do something, you say this word. Or can also mean you agree with something that was just said. Also could mean you are very excited about something.
"Yo, that was tight"
"Shiga Diga"
by Jimmy May 28, 2003
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souclassoir

To suck someones intestines out through their ass.
Jimmy decided to souclassoir his friend, Bobby.
by Jimmy September 12, 2003
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cock

the male unit used to urinate or have sex; synonym: penis
by Jimmy January 07, 2006
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